How To Spot A Fake

As I live in Malaysia, the land of piracy and fake goods, I am naturally an expert when it comes to spotting a fake. Therefore allow me to impart some knowledge to you:

How to spot the Real Juicy bag


The Real Bag


The Fake Bag

Real bag:

1. Leather is darker and not as shiny.
2. Leather is soft and thinner
3. J heart shape is all leather.
4. Inside is made out of cotton - feels smooth and flexible.
5. Leather will never peal of with normal care.

The Fake one:

1. Leather is lighter and shiny.
2. Leather is ruff and thicker.
3. J heart shape is not all leather.
4. The inside is made out of polyester - feels ruff and stiff.
5. Leather will start pealing off after using few times.

How To Spot The Real Angelina Jolie


Real Jolie


Fake Jolie

Aiyah! One can spot cushioned up, air bagged, silicon injected lips from a mile away!


How To Spot The Real Fight Club


The Real Fight Club


The Fake Fight Club

This one is easy. One has Brad Pitt and Edward Norton. The other has three Indian actors.


How To Spot The Real Cheong Soh

The Real Cheong Soh


The Fake Cheong Soh

1. Everyone looks more distressed next to the real C.S
2. The real Ah Wong is an Eurasian not a Chinaman!
3. The fake Johann is more concerned with the script than with telling Ah Wong that his son is an ass.
4. The real Calista is grabbing the real C.S on the arms which is correct for pulling back someone who is about the lunge forward!
5. The real C.S is a woman... not a man!

But.. nice try Soon Soon!!!!!

The Supper Club?

My life lately has been dominated by me spending EVERY night with this group of people.
What do you get when you put a group of people from all walks of life together, every night for 4 months, with one single goal, enduring physical challenges, emotional highs and lows, vocal projections and permission to create total arses of themselves if need be? Maybe you will get the cast of Survivor ,ambitious people with hidden desires to overthrow each other. Maybe you'll get a hand holding, kumbaya singing democratic bunch of flowers. Maybe you'll get the breakfast club with mini groups of trampled on nerds, princesses, outcasts, rebels and perfectionists. Or maybe you'll get us- people with love for music, disdain for the drama queen, united by late night munchies, pilates torture, the occasional gossip, a smattering of self-created drama and the fear of "god". Trying to be the Justice League of musical actors but maybe managing to be the Mystery Men.
Joe Hasham said something last night- "All of you have the capacity to be great therefore do not settle of ordinary. It makes me weep when I see you ordinary for i know you are not." Simple truth that reminds me of a wonderful quote by Nelson Mandela that I love but that I have great difficulty living up to most of the time:

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Meet the quirky cast/crew of Broken Bridges.


The Tummy Patter
Pats his tummy repeatedly when he is: thinking, focusing, singing, preparing, exercising ,but not when he is hungry.


The One With The Best Song
His last song will make grown men weep for their fathers


The Million Dollar Baby
My miniture Singing Soon Soon Doll will make me a MILLIONAIRE! Muahahahaha!


The Other Father
Durian Seller with the Queen's english


The Aunties Lot
(from left to right) Flutter-A-Lot, SMS-A-Lot, Surprisingly Quiet-A-Lot


The Other Auntie
Away-A -Lot


The SuperGirl
A girl with super powered abilities to:
-Withstand stinging slapping pains
-Cry on cue



(left) The Ringo Suavé
Check out his brother Rico Suavé


The Super Duper Big Mac Combo
An all girl fetish, special voice, a little cheese, wicked humour and some sesame street fun.
(with some apple pie on the side)


The French Argentine Rock Climbing Muscle Bound Dancer


(left) The One With Biggest Muscles & Smallest TEE
(right) The One With The Saddest Face (according to tummy patter)


The Dyslexic Charmer
He may not be able to read, but the girls will still be a-coming.



The Misunderstood Kid
Self-proclaimed misunderstood creature. We bear witness.



The Spinning Super Slut
The chick can spin like a bitch on heat!



The Luscious Lips That Got Him The Job
My resident lover boy


(left) The Chilli Padi Dressed As Innocent Small Town Girl
(right) The Chilli Padi Dressed As A Good Christian Girl


The REAL, Proper, Good Ipoh Girl Dressed As A Model



The Split Personality
Check out her blog: http://retardationation.blogspot.com/



The Observor. The Postman. The MS Tee Horder.



The Siamese Twins




The Alias
Joe: What the fuck is your name? Tony or Leo??


The Enigma



The Tenor



The Princess



The Sopranos



The Slapping, Pen Throwing Soh



The Pink Peppered Pianist



The Alain Boubil


The Claude-Michel Schonberg


The Gatekeeper Of The Abdominal Crunch Hell



The Animal Trainer



The Elusive Music Man





The Hera
The Wife Of Zeus



The God



The God Contender
O' mere mortals fear the analogies, the snorts, the facial experssions

Paint It Pink!

I have not been gaming long. I only probably started gaming 3 years ago when I became intrigued with Johann playing Star Wars - Jedi Academy. I decided to give it a shot and have been hooked since! I love FPSes, Action/ Shooters, and RTSes. My favourite RTS being... you've guessed it, Warhammer 40k- Dawn Of War. It is exciting, fast-paced and completely all about wiping out the enemy. You need focus, quick fingers and a good strategic and build plan. I may not be the best of players but I love seeing the faces of the other male players when a PINK space marine army called the PINKY BOTS annihilates them!

But firstly more about the game-
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War is a revolutionary science fiction real-time strategy (RTS) game set in the violent, post-apocalyptic universe of the 41st Millennium. Utilizing the exceptional game design skills of Relic Entertainment, Dawn of War provides an immersive entertainment experience of epic proportions. Hundreds of units clash on the battlefields of the dark future, unleashing massive destruction through a stunning battery of long-range weaponry before closing in for the finish. Incredible kill animations bring science fiction combat to life like never before, and the gritty future-gothic Warhammer 40,000 setting provides a striking tableau for the chaos and carnage of this grim, dark future, where there is only war! Command hardened troops, deadly vehicles and high tech weaponry with one goal in mind, the complete extermination of the opposition.

Do let me introduce the races to you:

Space Marines
While vile mutants still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.
Created by the Emperor and forged in the fiery furnace of war, the SPACE MARINES are warrior monks devoted to serving their creator and honor-bound to their sacred duty. Though relatively few in number, the Space Marines fight with fury at the front lines of Humanity's bloody struggle for survival against the vicious, never-ending onslaught of attacks from Mankind's enemies. One of my favourite races to play!






















Eldar
What do humans know of our pain? We have sung songs of lament since before your ancestors crawled on their bellies from the sea.
An incredibly ancient race with unrivaled psychic powers, THE ELDAR once ruled a vast empire. Although the time of their absolute supremacy has passed, they remain a strong and powerful force that must be reckoned with. Johann likes playing this race.




Chaos
Death to the False Emperor! Death to the weakling Imperium of Man!
Born in a bloodbath of betrayal, the CHAOS SPACE MARINES are the darkest of villains. Although they were once proud members of the Imperium’s great and honorable Space Marine, these traitors fell willingly under the sway of the diabolic CHAOS GODS, the infernal entities who gnaw at the edges of reality, greedily devouring the souls of the damned.




Orks Waaagh! Orks! orks! orks! orks!
Bloodthirsty and vicious, the ORKS are ferocious berserkers who occupy more of the Galaxy than any other race. If they were unified in their villainy, the Orks would soon crush all opposition. Fortunately for Humanity, these warring degenerates are just as likely to attack one another, as they are to invade an Imperial planet. Jo Yong (HT's girlfriend's) favourite race to play. She paints hers purple-ly pink. We call them the gorks (gay-orks)




Imperial Guards
Who told you to die? Keep fighting!
With over a billion soldiers at its disposal, the Imperial Guard is the largest and most diverse single military body in the galaxy. It is without question the Imperium survives because of these valiant men and women who serve the Emperor without fail. They are the first line of defense and often, the last as well. Another one of my favourite races to play. They kick arse if you play them well.

In January 2006, a second expansion was announced. The expansion will feature two new races, and is expected to be released in the third quarter of 2006
A leaked source that was later confirmed officially states that the new expansion's name will be Dawn of War: Dark Crusade and that the two new races will be the Tau and the Necrons. Including the Imperial Guard from Winter Assault, this means a total of seven playable races in the expansion. Little further information is available at this time, but they were seen in an official trailer for the game. Several units, including Fire Warriors, Kroot, Hammerheads, a Drone builder, and many of their buildings, were visible. The Tau Commander is shown using a version of the XV-22 Battlesuit used by Commander Shadowsun, but it is unknown if Shadowsun herself will make an appearance in the campaign.

Can't wait..... play on..