How To Spot A Fake

As I live in Malaysia, the land of piracy and fake goods, I am naturally an expert when it comes to spotting a fake. Therefore allow me to impart some knowledge to you:

How to spot the Real Juicy bag


The Real Bag


The Fake Bag

Real bag:

1. Leather is darker and not as shiny.
2. Leather is soft and thinner
3. J heart shape is all leather.
4. Inside is made out of cotton - feels smooth and flexible.
5. Leather will never peal of with normal care.

The Fake one:

1. Leather is lighter and shiny.
2. Leather is ruff and thicker.
3. J heart shape is not all leather.
4. The inside is made out of polyester - feels ruff and stiff.
5. Leather will start pealing off after using few times.

How To Spot The Real Angelina Jolie


Real Jolie


Fake Jolie

Aiyah! One can spot cushioned up, air bagged, silicon injected lips from a mile away!


How To Spot The Real Fight Club


The Real Fight Club


The Fake Fight Club

This one is easy. One has Brad Pitt and Edward Norton. The other has three Indian actors.


How To Spot The Real Cheong Soh

The Real Cheong Soh


The Fake Cheong Soh

1. Everyone looks more distressed next to the real C.S
2. The real Ah Wong is an Eurasian not a Chinaman!
3. The fake Johann is more concerned with the script than with telling Ah Wong that his son is an ass.
4. The real Calista is grabbing the real C.S on the arms which is correct for pulling back someone who is about the lunge forward!
5. The real C.S is a woman... not a man!

But.. nice try Soon Soon!!!!!